“”I think this is more fanciful and absurd theorizing. Every Christian knows that Jesus, the son of God and man, died and rose again on Easter Sunday,” said Joseph Zwilling, a spokesperson for the Catholic church in New York, where details of the discovery will be unveiled this morning.
“Every good Christian knows that the earth is flat. Theorizing about it being spherical is just fanciful thinking. Every Christian knows that the Word Of God is innerant and therefore the earth must be flat, with four corners. No ship going out to sea heading west and only west will ever return to our port, no matter what they say.”
A paraphrase of what was said a few decades ago:
“No scientist worth his salt will deny global cooling.”
A paraphrase of what is being said today:
“This is the best science we have – to even question what is being theorized about fossil fuels and CO2 is unscientific. We preach only the truth today in our Church Of Science – and you must have faith in what we tell you.”
By the way, I have no opinion on the claims about Jesus’ tomb and remains being found.
Update: Interesting discussion going on after Treehugger posted his thoughts on the debate about the “Jesus Tomb.”